"Espresso Yourself" Prints
Meet Cornelius. Cornelius didn't choose the grind. The grind chose him.
He's 80% iced latte, 20% denial, and entirely incapable of starting his day before his third shot of espresso. Wrapped in his robe of procrastination and pride, Cornelius reminds us that self-care sometimes means just vibing until the caffeine kicks in.
He will, however, silently judge your coffee order... especially if it involves decaf or a caramel drizzle.
✨ Giclée printed on semi gloss fine art paper. High resolution reproduction that captures every brushstroke, caffeine vein and side-eye in glorious detail.
🖼️ Available in multiple sizes - he's not picky, just dramatic.
🌎Shipping worldwide.
☕️Perfect for people who think one more iced coffee will fix their life. (Let's forget about the jitters and raging anxiety...)
⚠️Warning: May induce an irresistible urge to upgrade your order to a double shot.

