Oooh, I (Don't) Wanna Be Like You

This painting captures the ultimate mood: Ears covered, patience gone, zero tolerance for bull 💩.

Our chimp doesn't want your advice, your small talk, or your unsolicited opinions. He's mastered the art of selective hearing and he's thriving. 

Perfect for anyone who radiates 'leave me alone' vibes, this piece adds a punch of attitude (and humour) to any space. Whether you're a serial over thinker, a quiet rebel, or just done with humanity before your first coffee, this one's for you. 

• 40 x 50cm original acrylic painting

• Premium deep edged linen canvas

• Best displayed in offices, living rooms, or anywhere you want to set the record straight - do not disurb

• Effect on guests: They'll laugh, then wonder if you're serious (you are)